IF YOU HAVE A HUMAN BRAIN & $3.20 A DAY, THEN
MY POPULAR EVOLVE LETTERS COULD HELP YOU...
BECOME A VILLAIN!
TRISTAN WEATHERBURN
CULT LEADER
I'll get to the point...
You already agree it would be cool if you stopped delaying, fixed your bad habits, built good habits, earned more cash, felt sharp, and actually followed through...
Yeah, then you need to change your mindset.
That's why I created a complete mindset cult & correctly named it...
Evolve Already!
Evolve Already is, without a doubt, the most important mindset training on the planet, for people who don't fit into the traditional 9-5pm... it applies to anyone on the planet, with any goal, and it isn't boring, which is why it works so well...
Plus, we ain't whistlin' dixie mate...
Since 2019, thousands of villains have successfully quit dumb shit (like addictions) and/or/plus built new cool shit (like multi-million dollar businesses).
I have made it my only mission, to make damn sure you achieve yours...
That’s the cult.
It's not a real cult, because you can leave whenever you want and nobody will care. But it's more interesting to call it a cult...
Every time I send an Evolve Letter, I want you to read it in one sitting (on the toilet if you must) and be motivated and physically able to implement what I teach, the same day you read it, and make your whole life better in the only three things we believe matter to all humans: money, health, and relationships.
That's my goal for you.
Evolve Letters are popular, but they aren't the only reason people subscribe to Evolve Already. You also get many valuable “perks” when you become a villain.
The first of which is my popular book:
THE VILLAINS PLAYBOOK
This is a condensed version of 5 years of training from previous Evolve Letters.
It is updated regularly—no longer for sale anywhere at any price—and teaches the exact methods I've used successfully to help thousands of people change their mindset, get out of their own way, quit addictions, and build big-ass businesses.
Some of the training in this book includes:
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Become The Villain
Villains have zero addictions. They have missions. They don’t react to the news. They are the news. Villains get shit done and don't care what you think, while virtue signaling superheros try to keep the status quo... -
Quit Addictions
Evolve Already has two of the best-selling programs on addictions globally (quit weed and quit alcohol). We also provide many courses that aren't even profitable (for example, people with gambling addictions tend to have zero money, yet we still provide the help and always will). -
Make Your Mission
To quit the old, you must build the new. Your mission is something you care deeply about, that is bigger than yourself. Villains think up schemes to get more money, better health, deeper relationships, and then help others escape the system and do the same thing... -
Break The Rules
Some rules are important, others are only designed to keep you poor. Some are easy to break. Villains are living meat machines on a rock floating through nothing, but you make your own damn rules… -
Stop Caring What People Think
Most people live lives of quiet desperation. They hate Mondays. They hate their job. They hate that they even have a job. They hate their addiction. But they do it all anyway… villains do not.
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Plus, hundreds more....
SPECIAL OFFER
EVOLVE ALREADY
Become the villain. Quit dumb shit. Make your mission. Get shit done. Stop caring what people think.
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ACCESS EXCLUSIVE TRAINING
Each training is designed to build you up slowly. If you have an addiction (like alcohol or weed), then you start with that training. Then you move on to replace the old with the new, pleasure with purpose, as you define and plan your mission.
HOW TO QUIT DUMB SHIT
QUIT WEED
Quit weed without withdrawals or sleepless nights. Kill the fog of war first. Focus is our high, and freedom is our only side effect...
QUIT ALCOHOL
No more liquid fake confidence that leads to nothing but regret. Learn a new power that doesn’t need permission to talk shit...
QUIT SMOKING
Smoking (cigs or vapes or carts) gives you zero benefits. Each clean breath is rebellion. We prove that the body obeys the mind....
QUIT GAMBLING
We villains stopped betting on luck and started betting on discipline long ago. The house never wins when you build the damn house...
HOW TO GET SHIT DONE
MAKE PRODUCTS
Creation trumps consumption... Villains build instead of beg. We turn thoughts into books, audios, and videos that make money while you sleep....
EMAIL ESKIMO
My extremely racist program shows no mercy to snow people, and on a side note, will teach you how to send emails that melt ice and keep people engaged and reading...
THE SALES FUNNEL
Instead of chasing customers, we guide them lovingly. Build a path using eduction and entertainment, so damn smooth that people thank you for buying your stuff...
SALES PAGE TEMPLATES
Write a sales page that takes even the coldest lead and converts them into raving fans of your work. A 3-step formula for warm leads and a 30-step formula for colder folks...
PLUS HUNDREDS OF MINDSET TRAININGS IN THE VAULT
10 COMMANDMENTS
Follow our 10 commandments and see how your life changes. The first of which is 100% honesty. Always. Zero exceptions. Sounds hard, but we show you how to make it work...
ALBERT HOUR
For 60 minutes per week, we switch off the dumb part of our brain (REX) and allow the smart part (ALBERT) to take command, as the world begins to bend to our every whim...
REACTIVE REX
We don't silence REX completely, even though he panic-scrolls, ruins empires, and has a lot of fun. The lizard still lives, we just teach lil bro how to fetch...
SLINGSHOT EFFECT
Even addicts who crawl through hell return with unfair momentum using the Slingshot Effect. We prove why ex-addicts can be more powerful than anyone else...
FLOWING UP
Master a state in which work feels like play, and growth feels like gravity. We hit big goals regularly without forcing effort, fighting boredom, or feeling anxiety...
THE TRIFORCE
There are only three reasons anyone does anything: to gain, to avoid, or to conserve. This is how you control yourself, others, and the whole planet if you choose...
HUNGRY GHOSTS
Hunger never dies, it only changes shape. You can feed it something new until the old craving starves. Build the new life, and the ghost of the old one fades...
PRISON TECHNIQUE
Once you know the worst version of your life in perfect detail, you can use this tool of fear as fuel to escape your prison and find freedom...
PLUS HUNDREDS MORE...
HERE'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU GET
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The Villains Playbook
Mandatory training for all villains... you get access to this book immediately when you subscribe to ensure you understand Evolve Letters -
Evolve Already Letters
New issues delivered monthly, on the 1st -
Mindset Video Training Monthly
A brand-new video every month, or more regularly if I feel like it -
Access Hundreds Of Trainings In The Vault
Access all my cult training, each one worth anywhere from $99-$499
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An Entire Team Of Staff Working On Your Business
Super Villains get access to my entire team. That means website designers, graphic designers, business strategists, video editors, copy help, and tech support for funnels and sites. Everything you need
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Personal 1-On-1 Coaching
Super Villains also get a full 1-on-1 session with me weekly. Villains and Super Villains can also send me a personal email, and you'll get one back within 24 hours
COOL, I'M IN...
WHAT'S THE DEAL?
How about EVERYTHING on this page (including access to me) for just $100 buckaroos per month?
You aren’t locked in, either. This cult has no contract. You can stay for one month or for 5+ years (like many villains do). There are no refunds on subscriptions, but you can cancel at any time, for any reason, immediately & without hassle.
Like I said, Evolve Already isn’t for everyone.
When you subscribe, you will get access to everything on this page and receive your Villains Playbook immediately. Zero pressure to stay on board, new training is delivered 1st of each month, bonus training when the world goes crazy...
CHOOSE YOUR LEVEL OF INVOLVEMENT
VILLAINS
Crafted for Beginners
$100
Monthly
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Evolve Letters
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Access The Vault
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24/7 Email Support
SUPER VILLIANS
Crafted for Professionals
$1500
Monthly
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Everything Villains Get
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Weekly 1-on-1 Coaching
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Access To The Full Team
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
If you have a question not answered below, please reach out to our support helpdesk.
DO I GET ACCESS TO BACK ISSUES?
Do you get access to previous months at the gym?
Of course not. The letters come and go each month. If you are not subscribed when the letter is published, you miss out. Some of the core training is immortalized forever in the Villain Playbook, so you'll probably find what you're looking for there. Many videos are published forever in The Vault, (like all the training mentioned on this page) but many are not.
ARE THERE ANY BONUSES IF I STAY SUBSCRIBED FOR A LONG TIME?
Yes. There are bonuses for people who stay subscribed for 6 months, 12 months, 2 years, 5 years, and 10 years.
WHO IS EVOLVE ALREADY FOR?
I reckon EVERYONE with a heartbeat and a brain should invest in mindset training...
But, I'm extremely biased.
So allow me to disqualify those who should NOT subscribe:
Evolve Already is NOT for braggers who never implement a damn thing (bless ‘em). Nor is my training for anyone on a tight budget (I do not recommend going into debt to subscribe)… If that’s you, then don’t waste your time here. Evolve Already is for villains who understand the unlimited power of mindset, and have a desire to gain real-world power in their own life.
WHY DON'T YOU OFFER A FREE TRIAL?
I do.
When you subscribe to my main email list, you get access to the original Evolve Letter. If you haven't checked that out, then you shouldn't even be thinking about subscribing to Evolve Already.
I HAVE A QUESTION THAT WASN'T ANSWERED HERE, HOW CAN I ASK YOU?
Please use the support helpdesk found on this website, it works really well. Someone will reply within hours (usually faster).
